He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it because I queefed?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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