Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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