No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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