We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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