Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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