So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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