It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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