Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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