Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I smell like Dick and happiness
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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