Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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