People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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