best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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