Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The best revenge is premature balding
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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