He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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