my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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