i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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