So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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