thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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