Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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