you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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