some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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