Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I need water and some morals
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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