can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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