butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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