Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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