Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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