Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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