i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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