How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
