We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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