In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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