I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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