Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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