If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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