Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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