How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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