quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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