fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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