do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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