did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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