i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You have to summon your inner elephant
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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