Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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