he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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