In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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