I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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