Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My brain says no but my pants say off.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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