"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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