Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize