Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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