if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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