If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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