im about as happy as oj after his trial
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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