after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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