okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I need a hoe opinion
go on
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Randomize
